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Fire Sale

OUR PRICES ARE SO HOT
THEY ALMOSTED A FLAME WHEN MY WIFE SAW THIS AD

Just look at these prices:

Fire Extinguisher $7.77
Wood Heaters $34.99
Electric Heaters $29.99
Heat Bulbs $5.00
Winter Items, Snowblowers, etc.

Instructions for Fire Sale

This ad can be run in January or February to get rid of winter merchandise. Substitute whatever winter items you wish to move and cut prices accordingly. This could be your final winter closeout sale. (Snowblowers don’t sell in May.)

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